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A bit late this week I know, but I’ve been a very busy cow over the past 7 days! Let’s take a stroll through what I’ve been up to …

Of course we were upgrading the forum this past week! Why are we upgrading? Well most of you probably think that it’s to introduce new features and make the forum faster. Nothing could be further from the truth. You see, Ixalon, our man at the controls, is a really good programmer, but he really needs to fix bugs every once in a while and quite simply our previous version of IPB didn’t have enough for him so we had to introduce a whole new set of bugs! You should have seen his little face light up in delight when he saw all the new bugs! scots’, always generous, has been compiling a big list of even more bugs for him so he’ll be happy for weeks to come! (Btw if you are wondering why there isn’t a Mooo! button on the forum it’s because the admins don’t listen to me.)

It’s been a bit of a quiet week for Sony Ericsson, but finally some good news for a change! Their market share in the UK is up! What they didn’t tell you is that is because they have adopted a new selling strategy. Bert Nordberg has hired a transit van and has been touring the UK selling Satios from the back of it. You might have spotted him at your local market in a flat top cap and sheepskin coat with his distinctive selling pitch “Satiooo! Satiooo! Three for a fiveeer! Get your Satiooo ere’”. It seems to be working well. See, we told you Bert would kick some ass!

We also had Faith making an appearance on the tubes. Now let me just say that I know there are already lots of qwerty devices on the market from Samsung and LG and yes I know that Windows Mobile has all the sex appeal of an octogenarian in suspenders and heels and yes almost everyone who has seen it has been violently ill (this clip illustrates it well), but I am not going to criticise it. I am going to be different. I am determined to say one nice thing about it. Let me see … oh I know … it has a white keypad, which will match the white curtains I have in my cow shed (I may be a 2,000 lbs cow, but I do like the place to look nice).

Well that’s all for his week folks! Mooooo!

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